FJ004 - LEE MORTIMER!
RANDOM!
Creepy Crookers!
Fridgejet Fun Bag (October)
Southern Fried Records have just authorised the release of their massive remix of Crookers, wobbly bass in full effect, as "Business Man" feat Wiley & Thomas Jules gets some serious treatment! Alongside the awesome Crookers remix attached, check out the mental bit of audiovisual entertainment above (the clip for one of the original tracks on the 'EP2' release) and grab the Black Noise 'Slash N Burn' (October 2009) mix!
Dopefish - Common Loon (Timoshii Remix)
Be sure to check back constantly for our massive write up on Timoshii's huge new EP 'Top One' out very soon on Beatport and worth all the little pennys.
The Future.

You'd be looking at an oracle pretty weird if she was trying to tell you that a Jamaican, lazer-armed commando screaming shit like 'Guns Don't Kill People, Lazers Do', would be at the forefront of our scene come 2009. Turns out that's exactly what Diplo & Switch have conjured up as their latest alterego in 'Major Lazer' and let this post be a tribute to just how well its working for them. We're not going to try and give simultanious run-downs on explosive and huge names like Diplo and Switch, so we'll break things up a little then bring it all back together when the romance starts between to two.
Diplo started off life illin' in Trinidad & Tobago and since then he can claim his name to the rushes and thrills of high school teaching, desk work and of course, being one of the most respected electronic artists in the world. His sound would be the definition of diversity, or thereabouts, as he spans hip-hop, tribal house, funked up garage and dubstep - all with ease. He can claim to be a very prominant figure in setting up the huge smash hit 'Paper Plans' by the well nurtured up-n-comer, M.I.A. We could go into all the artists and record labels the Diplo name has splattered itself across, but f%c@ that - let's just say its very, very impressive! He's sitting on the back of his 'Hey!' release, done in collaboration with Laidback Luke. It's got that ML feel and the remix pack makes the EP look like the who's who of the scene at the moment, so jump out and grab it (this link here works just fine). Check this coool Crooker's mash up in the mean time, giving a whole new take on La Roux's tune, all thanks to our friends at Squeegie.

Well I guess that leaves us with Switch. It's hard to write anothing short of a biography when it comes to this man, but if we try and keep it plain and simple, he's a UK DJ who re-invented pretty much everything we know today. His collaborations sprawl out like endless webs and there wouldn't be a knowledgle music guru out there who didn't respect the lad and if there was, we wouldn't care to hear from him. We feel embarrased to suggest you still don't know the name at this point, but just incase, you may be more familiar with his work alongside Sinden of which multiple tracks hit big time status. Here's a warmer for you, it spell's diversity and compliments Switch's sound to perfection, especially with those amazing, soothing Santigold vocals - SUMMER! We won't lie, its different, but make sure you go thank the guys at !Tashed.
Santigold - You'll Find A Way (Switch and Graeme Sinden Remix)
And there you have it folks, thats the individual breakdown on both halves of the biggest collaboration in the dance world at the moment. Err, so what happens when you put them together? I'd say its the biggest, loudest, tear-down, bash bushin party you'll ever go to. You've got wild childs smashing down on bongo drums, hippy's abusing flutes and deadset ravers swooshing their pants over the barked up dance floor. It gets crazy sometimes, but hell, its all working for them.
Major Lazer - Pon Di Floor (Laidback Luke Remix)
Diplo Beatport
Switch Beatport
Major Lazer Beatport
Enjoi. Sammy.
Apparently Dub be Good

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Christmas Cheer (A year late)

Born With a Potty Mouth!

While the Potty Mouth signings defiantly don't lack any depth, Crookers could be seen as the more significant source of 'star power' amongst the DJ line-up, which is the reason why its so easy to find the latest Crookers track. While trying not to follow the trend, the latest Crookers mix is defiantly worth a mention, proving they still have world class flare. Their mix of Enjoy, is an upbeat, Crookers feeling song that has all the charm of their old ones and with the Crookers playing at the upcoming Stereosonic festival, Brisbane fans have a lot to be excited about. The Crookers Essential Mix (June 2008) consists of a huge (almost two hours!) set that comes with it all the reasons you love the Crookers and is currently available via Potty Mouth Records.

